Sunday, September 23, 2007

Tbilisi HHH Celebrates #200 in Telavi


What better way to celebrate your 200th hash in a country that is known for its wines, than by going to a wine tasting? On Saturday morning, Meg & I packed our bags for the weekend and met some folks to drive the 2 hrs to Telavi. The drive was overall uneventful and much better than the drive to Shatili. (Read: the roads were paved the entire way.) We showed up, checked into our hotel -- which was surprisingly quite nice, though they didn't have enough beds for all of us due to a shipment problem earlier in the week. (Somehow they found enough cots to fill our needs.) We went for a hash in the beautiful country side around two old monasteries (one seen here). The run was great fun, despite the trail disappearing at points.

The guy who had set the trail earlier that morning came back with stories of highly agitated shepherds who were beside themselves when they spotted him running through their pastures dropping handfuls of flour every 20 feet or so. One shepherd approached him and gestured to see this mysterious white powder that he was dotting their fields with. When he handed over the bag of flour the shepherd reached a hand inside and took a handful, asked in Russian, "May I?" and proceeded to put the handful of flour into his shirt pocket.

After hearing this we were not surprised to discover that many of the trail marks which had been carefully laid earlier that day had disappeared. Either the shepherds diligently rubbed out the marks to keep the crazy Westerner from returning with his friends or they scooped up each little mound of grain to run home and start baking bread for the coming winter.

We then went home and had a "supra-lite" -- which is to say a supra composed mostly of foreigners and only lasting 6 hours. (That's a lot of heavy wine drinking in my book.) The food was great and I think the wine was good, but who really knows. (For real supras, apparently they budget 20L PER PERSON.)

Some of us staggered up in the morning for breakfast, then we had a quick little hangover hash outside the hotel. (I got nominated to live hare it as I think I was the only one really willing to carry a 5 lb bag of flour around in the morning. I found another shepard that was none too thrilled about me throwing white stuff on the ground.) We came back, cleaned up a bit and went wine tasting before we drove back home.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Man's Best Friend, Meg's New Nemesis


I write today in an appeal for help. Family, friends, I have come to you for guidance and trusted advice over the past 30 years. I come to you today because I need to find a way to deal with the feral dogs outside my apartment window. For the past 3 nights I have been treated to, what sounds like, several stray dogs intent on killing, or at least slowly torturing, one another in the parking lot behind my apartment. They hold a standing appointment at 2:45 am with encore performances at 4:15 and 5:45. These are not merely obnoxious barks, these are calls to attack mingled with the agonizing cries of the defeated. I nearly broke down this morning and committed the classic ghetto act of screaming out the window: "SHUT THE BLANKETY-BLANK UP!"

Fortunately I was able to maintain a shred of dignity and instead, got dressed and walked over to the house at 6:30am

My trusted confidants, if you have any guidance (or a small handgun) I would be in your debt.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

This blog enters the 21 Century. (Beating Georgia by miles...)

Hey, so for those of you who have made some comments, I made some technical changes / discoveries this week with the blog.

  • For those looking for RSS Feeds. You can put the following into your RSS reader (Firefox for me) and it should give you the feed.
  • Also, for those who were trying to post comments but found you had to log in to do that: I believe I have changed it so that anonymous posts now work. If you're going to be anonymous tho, please at least sign it so that I know you're there.

I may change the RSS feed to feedburner to keep better stats of who's subscribed to the feed, etc, but I need to look at that more. Changes to that feature will be posted here first.

Thanks for reading all. Send us comments as its the only way we know you're reading it!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

What is that? A Conestoga Wagon?


On our way home from a run the other night we took a wrong turn somewhere between Vazha Pshavela Ave. and Nutzibidze St. We caught our mistake, but not before it resulted in a serious detour onto the Oregon Trail.

Friday, September 7, 2007

What's worse than a Hedgehog?


Too funny: from a speech the President of Georgia (Saakishvili) said the other day:
(Full Text: http://www.president.gov.ge/?l=E&id=2315)


We want peace, but we must ensure that all prospective provocateurs and all prospective troublemakers understand well that they will be met here not by a hedgehog, but by a creature far worse than a hedgehog, thanks to our preparedness, our resources and our motivation.

What's worse than a hedgehog?

Ill tempered mutated hedgehogs with freakin' laser beams on their heads!

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Shatili, Georgia (It's near those friendly guys in Chechnya)


Over Labor Day weekend we traveled to a small village near the Russian-Georgian border called Shatili. This village is located in a region known as Khevsureti. Historically the Khevsurians patrolled the Northern border with Russia. This way of life is reflected in their architecture. Hundreds of towers connected to one another by narrow bridges and corridors created fortified towns. The tower systems usually had a few narrow entrances followed by a series of loop holes and secret passageways that served to trap invading forces in their labyrinth while the Khevsurians attacked from above.


Of the hundreds of original towers, only several dozen remain. This is where we stayed for 3 days and 2 nights, sleeping in one of the original towers which had been modestly refurbished. I was amazed that we were allowed to stay in these towers, realizing that a similar anthropological site in the U.S. would never permit this. What an incredible opportunity to experience this culture.



The drive to Shatili was an adventure in itself with the 120km drive taking just over 4 hours. Once outside T'bilisi the road quickly became a network of patched asphalt and potholes. From there it shortly became a dirt road with even larger potholes which switched back through the mountains with numerous river crossings over a series of rickety steel plate bridges.





Upon arrival our guide, Shalva, took us on a brief "excursion" through the towers, teaching us some of the history of the area. We navigated the network of corridors and climbed to the roofs which were once covered in grass for insulation. He pointed out windows in the upper levels that were used to empty cauldrons of boiling water on invading armies and a brewery where women were historically forbidden from entering. In an effort to honor the Khevsurian culture the women on the trip had to stay back while Seth and Shalva enjoyed the "Man Privileges" of a brewery tour. (Yes, Shalva actually said, "Come. We have Man Privilege." This became a recurring joke of the weekend. Seth's other "Man Privileges" also included bringing all the luggage down from the hill we had to park the cars on and making sure our wine glasses were never dry.)

Authentic Georgian meals were provided everyday including staple dishes like khachapuri (cheese bread), khinkali (spicy meat dumplings), fried potatoes, fresh honey, breads, fresh milk (like, from the cow that morning) and tomato and cucumber salads. We were well fed and we needed it to fuel up for the daily hikes to explore this beautiful region.


Russian Border Guards and the Death Houses

After unpacking and having lunch our guide took us on a 2 km walk to the Russian border. Along the way we passed by cows grazing on the side of the path and a Caucasian Shepherd Dog puppy which looked like a bear cub. As we approached the border guards located high on the mountain side we could spot 3 guards looking down at us through their binoculars. Shalva waved and they waved back, apparently we were "cool" to keep going. There were a series of boulders painted white marking the border. A bit further along the path, where 2 rivers met, we came upon a group of low, stone buildings with small windows. These were the death houses. During the times of plague villagers who became sick were sent away from the towns to die in these rooms. Human bones still lie on the ground inside, visible through the small windows. We saw whole vertebrae and spinal columns intact.


The Germans and Their "Nut Liquor"

When we returned from our walk we came home to find that a group of German travelers had arrived to share the towers with us for the weekend. After introductions we sat down for dinner on wooden benches (actually, I think they were large tree trunks) around a low table. After dinner we sat around telling stories and homemade wine one of our friends had brought. One of the Germans went outside and came back with a 20 oz. Coke bottle, only what was inside didn't look like Coke. They began pouring small cups and passing them around. Seth asked the German next to me what it was and he said:


"Nut liquor."

"It's not liquor?" Seth asked.

"No, it is nut liquor. made from walnuts."

"Oh, I thought you said 'not liquor'."

"Ah, no, it is nut liquor."


Sitting in between this exchange it took all of my self control not to squirt wine out of my nose. The girls across the table from me understood my dilemma as we all struggled not to fall off our benches in hysterics. You see, to us it sounded like the boys kept repeating...well, if you haven't figured it out by now, I'm not going to spell it out here.


Mutso

The following day we headed 13 km down river to one of the oldest and largest fortresses in Khevsureti, Mutso. Built on a rocky hill 150 meters high is another tower system which served as a place for the people of the village to gather to discuss their problems, it was their parliament. The climb up to the towers was more technical that the climb to the towers we were staying in. We followed our guide up the rocky hillside, picking our way among the vegetation and crumbling shale. Another group visiting Mutso had a dog with them that would run ahead and behind us on the trail. It was trying to herd us, but mostly succeeded in tripping us up on these narrow paths. We named him Shmagi, one of the worst Georgian names we have heard yet. Once we reached the tower system we roamed freely, ducking into rooms which the plant life has begun to reclaim for the mountain. The architecture was impressive to say the least. After refilling our water bottles in the mountain stream (something Seth and I were both wary of doing but everyone assured us they had drank it and had been fine) everyone except Seth piled back into the cars to drive home. He strapped on his trail shoes and enjoyed a 13 km run along the river back to the towers we were staying in.


Monday Morning Run and the Spanish Boxer

While the rest of our group dozed on our last morning in Shatili, Seth and I headed out for a run. He had been eying a particularly steep path up the mountain that we could see from our balcony and I wanted to explore the other end of the river. It was a beautiful morning, cool breeze and bright sky. We headed out together and split off at the mountain path. As I ran along the river I saw a man and a young boy running toward me. As we passed I smiled and said, "Gamarjobat." which means "Hello" in Georgian. The man wheeled around and jogged after me. I thought, "Nice one Meg. Now what have you gotten yourself into." He started talking excitedly to me in Georgian to which I could only smile, laugh and shrug. After a moment he turned and went back the way he came with a wave.


On my way back toward the towers I ran into Seth who had come to find me. He took me home a different route (that means "harder" for those who don't know Seth's running style.) On the way back I told him about my encounter with the Georgian. As we neared the top of the path I spotted the man again and said, "That's him!" When we reached a clearing to stretch and cool down he came over and tried to talk to us in English. We were so grateful he knew a little, because our knowledge of Georgian was no help. It turns out he is a professional boxer in Madrid and was in Shatili visiting his family. When we got back to the towers and told our hosts who we had met they knew exactly who he was. It is very humbling to realize how many people know at least some English. I have been here for almost 1 month and I can say 4 things in Georgian. If it wasn't for their knowledge of English we would just be smiling and shrugging. I feel grateful to them and a little embarassed at how we often expect others to learn our language but are not as willing to learn theirs.

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